landofshipsandcanons:

eatplentyliftheavy:

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

Oh my

*adds to grandmother’s recipe book*

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via kazzgillan)

Photographer Michael Freeby recently shot American Horror Story actress Jamie Brewer in her first ever photo shoot. In the photos, she wears a mix of Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Escada and GOGA by Gordana Gehlhausen.

(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com, via cassie-siddal)

lilycollins-d:

marianmaidenrose:

cutting-will-always-be-my-life:

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

shamefully admitting that this is what is constantly inside my head.

this is so accurate it hurts

(via buckybarnes-d)

Anonymous asked: AU where Remus and Sirius play pirates in an amusement park. Sirius gets way too into it and Remus has serious problems not cackling at every single moment they're working together. Also fake beard + eyeliner kisses.

ladyremus:

no ok what about if james and sirius and remus and lily and peter all work in this place (i’m imagining like a ren faire????)

sirius’s stagename would be blackbeard (shamefully stolen from cait n chloe my apologies) and james’s is captain potter or smth and they have a 2 man show that’s very slapstick and has swordfights and stuff

lily dresses as a fairy and has her own show, and james tries really hard to impress her but always ends up tripping over his sword or getting his fake eyepatch stuck on stuff

peter is a bartender and hides beers for his buds when it gets too hot

remus runs like an educational exhibit and because ren faires are confusing he always wears a kilt, and he and sirius make out in the parking lot on their smoke breaks

mystonerlife:

hobbitdragon:

fictioninchains:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

and this, everybody, is how you make a rape joke: at the expense of the rapist and rape culture.

Not at the expense of the victims. This is great

mystonerlife:

hobbitdragon:

fictioninchains:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

and this, everybody, is how you make a rape joke: at the expense of the rapist and rape culture.

Not at the expense of the victims. This is great

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